Floridians are fortunate to have a governor who can perform not only his state duties but jobs that are usually 鈥� er, constitutionally 鈥� assigned to the federal government. Few if any Americans outside the Sunshine State get the two-fer of a governor-president like Ron DeSantis.
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Who needs the State Department when your governor can haul his cabinet to Israel and conduct Middle East policy in Washington鈥檚 stead 鈥� as right-wing Ron did two years ago by declaring in Tel Aviv that Palestinians 鈥渢each their kids in school to hate Jews, to hate Israel.鈥�
It鈥檚 hard to believe that speech didn鈥檛 lead to a diplomatic breakthrough over there. And it鈥檚 just as hard to comprehend now that DeSantis鈥� assumption of the federal immigration enforcement role isn鈥檛 bringing illegal immigration to a screeching halt at the U.S.鈥檚 southern border.
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I鈥檓 talking of course about the slew of presidential audition tapes DeSantis has made for the MAGA base this year. His $1.6 million deployment of dozens of Florida cops to Texas to help beat back all those homicidal, COVID-carrying migrants crossing the Rio Grande. His 鈥淏iden Border Crisis Executive Order鈥� requiring his state鈥檚 law enforcement agencies to uncover the mad swarms of 鈥減otential illegal immigrants鈥� being smuggled into Florida by the feds.
And, last week, his bid for an $8 million state program to bus 鈥渦nauthorized aliens鈥� from the peninsula.
I, for one, am holding out hope that DeSantis鈥� shameless grandstanding 鈥� I mean, his heroic assertion of state self-defense 鈥� will solve the insoluble U.S. immigration crisis. But that will require just one more usurpation of federal responsibility on the governor-president鈥檚 part: confronting the Central American governments responsible for the hellish living conditions that send most undocumented migrants to the U.S.鈥檚 doorstep.
I'm counting on Governor-President DeSantis to fly to Central America with a big S across his chest 鈥� for 'Screw the 10th Amendment' 鈥� and kick oligarch butt.
Why does DeSantis need to push the effete Biden Administration aside and teach those countries a Gatorland lesson? Well, because he鈥檒l have no choice if his immigration policies are successful.
You see, if the governor-president meets his patriotic goal of chucking every undocumented immigrant out of Florida 鈥� meaning, out of the vegetable fields, hotels and construction sites where they work 鈥� that risks slashing the billions of dollars they send back to their home countries. Guatemala is on track to receive some $14 billion this year 鈥� almost a fifth of its GDP 鈥� from its migrant workers, a big share of whom toil in Florida.
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Take those life-supporting remittances out of the equation and you鈥檙e asking for even more desperate illegal immigration pouring over la frontera yanqui. That鈥檚 because the governments of countries like Guatemala care squat 鈥� and I mean squat 鈥� about alleviating the poverty, violence and corruption that stalk their populations. Let me elaborate:
The Biden administration, following the sensible idea that illegal immigration is best tackled at its source instead of the U.S. border, wants to spend $4 billion to help make life less nightmarish in Central America鈥檚 Northern Triangle 鈥� Guatemala, El Salvador and Honduras. The catch, however, is that if the U.S. deals too directly with governments as corrupt as the Northern Triangle鈥檚, a lot of those billions could end up buying Miami condos for ministers鈥� mistresses.
So the U.S. hopes to engage non-governmental players like local humanitarian nonprofits. But the Northern Triangle鈥檚 political and economic elites won鈥檛 tolerate that. (Do you know how much a Brickell 2-bedroom costs?) They鈥檝e all recently enacted 鈥渇oreign agent鈥� laws to harass NGOs that receive U.S. and other international funding 鈥� restricting their activities, taxing their coffers 鈥� making it harder for do-gooders like Biden to make any emigration-reduction impact there.
That鈥檚 why I鈥檓 counting on Governor-President DeSantis to step up. If anyone can fly out of a phone booth with a big "S" across his chest for 鈥淪crew the 10th Amendment!鈥� it鈥檚 MAGA Ron.
He鈥檚 the man who鈥檒l kick oligarch butt in Central America and force its leaders to make those countries livable. For starters, he鈥檒l deny them Florida visas! Then, all those 鈥渦nauthorized aliens鈥� won鈥檛 have to come to Florida and break their backs to send home billions of dollars.
Yes, the price of tomatoes here will skyrocket with no one to pick them; hotel beds will go unmade. But those are the kind of courageous calls governor-presidents make.
We鈥檙e counting on you, Mister Governor-President. Today Tel Aviv, tomorrow Tegucigalpa!
